Cedar Valley News
August 18, 2026
We Made Up a Word. It’s Yours Now
By Evan Swensen, Publisher
I want to let you in on something we have been playing with here.
We made up a word.
Not a fancy one. Not a serious one. We were sitting around the office last week, talking about this little thing we send you every morning, and somebody said it was a shame the thing still had no name. Every other kind of writing has one. A poem. A column. A limerick. Ours had none. We did what you do when a thing has no name. We kicked a few around over the weekend.
The first one we liked was veritale — truth and tale, stitched together. We were pleased with ourselves, right up until we said it out loud to some friends across a card game, and every last one of them heard fairy tale. A word built to carry the truth cannot go through life sounding like make-believe. We set it down, kept looking, landed on one, and decided to give it a try.
The word is fictorial.
Say it out loud. Fictorial. Does it not sound like a word already a hundred years old, one your grandmother might have said? It has the ring of editorial, and of pictorial, and slides off the tongue as though it always belonged. But we made it up last week, at a desk, during the good kind of argument, the kind where nobody is really mad.
Here is what it means, and it is simple. A fictorial is a made-up story with every important fact inside it true. The town is invented. The people are invented. But the facts they carry, the recall notice, the date, the figure in the study, those are real, every one, run down to the source before a word gets written. A little boat of make-believe, carrying a true cargo. It is the thing you have been reading all along. Now it has a name.
And I hand it to you, because a word does not belong to the people who make it. It belongs to the people who use it. I am not being poetic. It is simply how words work. Every last word in the dictionary arrived the same way. Somebody said it, then somebody else, until so many people were saying it the dictionary had to give up and let it in. In its last big update, one dictionary let more than 5,000 new words walk through the door. Words like rizz and doomscroll, and a hundred more your grandmother never met. Every one started out exactly as unofficial as this one.
So have some fun with it. There is the whole invitation. Drop it at the dinner table and see if anybody blinks. Use it at the office as though you have known it for years. Put it in a post. Work it into a sentence so smoothly the person across from you nods along, agrees, and never once suspects it is a day old.
And if you play Scrabble, well. I make no promises about the official word list. Not yet. Play it today, and you might lose the challenge. But keep it on your rack. Words have a way of growing up. One of these days it is a challenge you win, and you tell them where you saw it first.
Notice I am not asking you to buy anything, or sign anything, or believe anything. I am asking you to talk. To say a word out loud, at home or at work, and let it live a little.
Here is the part I find quietly wonderful. If enough of us use it, really use it, meaning it, a word invented at a desk in Anchorage, Alaska, could one day land in the dictionary, right between fiction and fiddle, and nobody will recall it was ever new. It is not up to me. It is up to you, and the person you say it to.
We gave it a name, and now we give the name away. What happens next is yours.
So go on. Use your new word. It is a good one, and it is yours now.
Fictorial. Now pass it on.
Cedar Valley News has a Facebook group. If you have comments and want to join the conversation, you are welcome. Send us the first sentence you ever wrote using the word fictorial, and where you used it, at home, at work, or across a game board. And if we get something wrong, tell us, and we will run the correction. https://bit.ly/40p8jKy
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This fictorial is the publisher’s note introducing the form, part of the fictional Cedar Valley News series, written by Evan Swensen, Publisher, and Claude Marshall, AI Developmental Editor. While the town of Cedar Valley is fictional, the word fictorial is a genuine new coinage introduced here, and the facts about the language are real. Dictionaries admit new words on the strength of widespread and sustained public use rather than by decree; in its most recent major revision, Merriam-Webster added more than 5,000 new words, among them rizz and doomscroll. Source: Merriam-Webster.
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