Cedar Valley News
June 9, 2026
The World Cup’s Best Room Has a Bad Television in the Corner
By George Khan
The television in my deli is bolted to a bracket in the corner, up above the slicer, and most days nobody looks at it. It runs the news with the sound off. People check the weather and go back to their sandwiches. Thursday afternoon, it is going to be soccer, and I have a feeling the room is going to change.
The World Cup starts Thursday. You have heard it is the biggest one ever, and it is. Forty-eight nations this time, more than have ever played, spread across this country, Canada, and Mexico for thirty-nine days. The first match is down in Mexico City. The final is in New Jersey in July. None of it is coming to Cedar Valley. The coverage you will see is about the stadiums, the crowds, and the money. I am not standing in any of those rooms. I am standing behind a counter. So let me tell you what the World Cup looks like from here.
Four years ago, I had a game on during the slow hour before lunch. Six or seven people in the place, none of them together. A man scored from a long way out, a player from a country I had to look up afterward, and every person in my deli came up off the stools at the same time. The contractor. The school nurse. A trucker passing through, I had never seen before and never saw again. All of them standing, all of them yelling, all of them looking around at each other like they had just watched the same thing happen, because they had. I never learned the name of the man who scored. Neither did they. Then they sat back down, a little embarrassed, and finished their sandwiches. But for one second, the room had been a single thing.
One of my regulars told me last week he has no use for any of it. Said soccer is not our game. Said he does not see why the whole world has to come here to play it. He has come in most mornings for twenty years, and I have learned not to argue across a counter. I only told him to come watch the first one anyway. He grumbled at me. He will be there Thursday. I have seen this before. The grumblers are always the very loudest when the goal finally goes in.
My father came to this country from somewhere else and opened a counter like mine. He used to say the quickest way to know a town is to feed it. I have fed this one for thirty-one years. I have watched it argue about every single thing a country can argue about. And I have watched the same people who will not agree on the weather rise up off their stools together because a stranger from the other side of the world put a ball into a net. I have never once been able to guess who it would reach.
The stadiums are not the point. Most of us will never sit in one. The rooms are the point. The break room with the radio going. The front porch. The garage with the door open. The counter with the bad television nobody usually watches. For a few weeks, the whole world is invited into small rooms like mine, and a country which cannot agree on anything leans the same direction at the same moment and holds its breath together. We do not get many moments like it anymore.
We will not have a stadium here. We will have a screen in the corner and a room full of people who do not always have much to say to one another. Thursday afternoon, when the first match kicks off down in Mexico City, the sound will come up, and the town will start to gather under it. It is enough. It always has been.
Do not watch the first one alone at home. Find the room with the screen and the strangers in it. Pull up a stool. Pick a country, any country, and cheer for it out loud. See who comes up off the stool beside you.
Cedar Valley News has a Facebook group. If you have comments and want to join the conversation, you are welcome. Tell us which match you will be watching, and who you are pulling for. https://bit.ly/40p8jKy
This editorial is part of the fictional Cedar Valley News series, written by Evan Swensen, Publisher, and Claude Marshall, AI Developmental Editor. While the people and town of Cedar Valley are fictional, the 2026 World Cup and the tournament details described in this editorial are real.

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